Apologies

Vernon Coleman





The President of Mexico has written to the King of Spain demanding an apology for the invasion of 1519.

Cambridge University is conducting a two year investigation into its own role in the slave trade.

What splendid ideas.

I have written to Macron, the diminutive President of the Frogs and demanded that he apologise for killing Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

I have written to the Sudanese Ambassador demanding an apology for the killing of General Gordon.

And I have written to the descendants of the Nawab of Bengal demanding an apoloy for the deaths of 143 British prisoners in the Black Hole of Calcutta.

This sort of entertainment could keep us all busy for decades.

Copyright Vernon Coleman May 2019





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