We Must Ban Vacuum Cleaners
Having taken his business over to foreign parts, James Dyson is apparently now lobbying the woman masquerading as our Prime Minister and telling her to force people to buy only electric cars.
I wonder why this could be?
Couldnít possibly have anything to do with the fact that he is now going to make electric cars, could it? And going to make the damned silly things in Singapore.
I shall be lobbying the woman masquerading as our Prime Minister and telling her to stop people buying vacuum cleaners. The electricity is running out and we canít afford to allow people to waste the little we have left on vacuum cleaners.
Leave the dust where it is.
Let Dyson go bankrupt.
Copyright Vernon Coleman May 2019