Solving the Darts Dilemma

Dr Vernon Coleman MB ChB DSc FRSA





The world of darts has been torn apart by a decision to stop allowing young ladies to escort professional darts players onto the stage and to then point out the position of the dartboard.

This is a silly row.

Of course professional dart players will need help to find the dartboard. Without assistance they could well wander out into the car park or the gentsí lavatories.

And what does it matter whether the assistance is provided by a male or a female guide?

Here is a compromise suggestion: why not allow gentleman players to be escorted onto the stage by a female guide and lady players to be escorted onto the stage by a male guide?

There.

Sorted.

Another service to mankind.

Copyright Vernon Coleman 2018

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