The Patchless Society

Vernon Coleman





I tried to buy an eye patch today.

But the lady in the pharmacy said they arenít allowed to sell them.

It is, apparently, the law.

No eye patches.

You just know that itís an EU law donít you?

If a law is silly then itís always an EU law.

Copyright Vernon Coleman May 2019

My book OFPIS which deals with the history of the EU is available as an eBook and a paperback on Amazon.





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