Did Theresa May Fuck Up Because She’s A Woman?

Vernon Coleman





Tories are claiming that Theresa May is only getting a good deal of criticism because she is a woman.

Er.

Er, no.

Er, no, she is getting a lot of criticism because she is a liar, a cheat, a fraud, a betrayer and a disgrace and the worst Prime Minister Britain has ever had: quite without respect or dignity.

If she’d been Prime Minister of the Philippines she’d be the worst Prime Minister they’d ever had – worse than the husband of Imelda Marcos the shoe woman.

If she’d been Prime Minister of Zimbabwe she’d have been the worst Prime Minister they’d ever had – worse than Mugabe.

Saying that Theresa May is only criticised because she is a woman is as daft as saying that she only fucked up because she is a woman.

If we’d looked hard enough we would have doubtless been able to find men equally bereft of ideas, courage and imagination and without faith in the British people.

One difference: I like to think that a male Prime Minister wouldn’t have kissed and hugged Juncker quite so much.

Copyright Vernon Coleman March 28th 2019





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