Brexit Negotiations: Statement to the EU

Sir Vernon Coleman

I loathe the arrogance of the European Union and its eurocrats (a mass of smug, abominable servants whose salaries are paid by the citizens of Europe – including us).

And so to make life easier for Theresa May, I have formulated a reply to give to the EU. This will end the negotiations about Brexit.

Unfortunately, because the reply is confidential I cannot tell you what it is.

But I can inform you that the reply consists of two words.

And the second word is ‘off’.

Copyright Vernon Coleman 2018