Dr Vernon Coleman MB ChB DSc FRSA

Forget Facebook! It’s passé.

The new, in fashion social media site is `Faecesbook’.

This is where it’s at.

Sign up today.

Keep a daily record of all your bowel movements.

Send pictures of your best efforts. Share your snaps with friends and strangers.

And write comments on your friends’ Faecesbook pages!

Don’t just flush away those memorable achievements.

Join Lewis Hamilton, the Kardashians and billions more on Faecesbook – the social media site that is taking the world by storm.

Copyright Vernon Coleman 2018