The hottest year ever, and other surprising stuff

Dr Vernon Coleman

The mainstream media tells us that 2023 was the hottest year ever, mainly because of people driving cars and cows farting. Here are some other things you may not know about 2023.

1. Inflation in the US and the EU disappeared completely in 2023
2. Everyone in the world is now rich and has plenty to eat
3. Fact-checkers everywhere admitted that they’d been paid to lie and promised not to do it again
4. No politicians told lies in 2023
5. There is now no ice in either the Arctic or the Antarctic
6. The average temperature in New York was 110 degrees F throughout December 2023
7. Scientists have confirmed that the moon is made of green cheese.

Copyright Vernon Coleman January 2024