Jobs for MPs
MPs (particularly the people who think they are so entitled to run our lives that they have the right to defy democracy) are complaining that they get abused on Twitter and other forms of social media.
Hereís a free tip.
Close your Twitter account and donít look.
And hereís another suggestion.
Respect democracy and allow the UK to leave the EU immediately without a deal. Thatís what the people voted for.
And if those are too difficult for you, how about resigning from your cushy post in Westminster and getting a real job? There is a lot of litter on British streets that needs picking up, and with training the majority of MPs should be able to manage that under supervision.
Copyright Vernon Coleman May 2019