Journey Into Space

Vernon Coleman

It is apparently compulsory now for billionaires to set up space ship projects. But how will they fare? Here are my predictions of how three of the best known will get on:

Richard Bransonís space ship will arrive at its destination 15 years late and there will be no sandwiches.

Jeff Bezosís space ship will promise next day arrival but the Romanian driving the second hand spaceship will get lost near Basingstoke and will never be seen again.

Elon Muskís space ship will get a third of the way there and the batteries will run out.

Copyright Vernon Coleman 2019