
Millennials Speaking
Vernon Coleman
I overheard two millennials in a café yesterday.
‘My boss is terrible,’ said one. ‘He keeps trying to tell me what to do!’
‘You should complain,’ said the other. ‘I’m sure he isn’t allowed to do that.’
And I heard a millennial talking about climate change, energy and the planet.
‘I don’t know why they burn coal or diesel or gas any more. Electricity is so much cleaner. It just comes out of the socket and there’s no mess.’
Bless them. They’re quite sweet in a bunny rabbit sort of way, aren’t they?
I’ve decided that the millennial theme tune should be ‘We want the world and we want it now’ sung by Jim Morrison and the Doors.
Copyright Vernon Coleman 2019
For more about millennials read my last two diaries, The Games Afoot and Tickety Tonk. Both are available as eBooks and paperbacks on Amazon.
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