Vernon Coleman

We have new neighbours at our place in the Cotswolds. They put a note through our letterbox inviting us to have drinkies with them.

`We mustn’t go,’ said Antoinette.

I looked at her.

`We might make friends with them and then you’ll have a row with them and it will be embarrassing. It will be far less embarrassing if we simply never speak to them.’

How wise.

Taken from Tickety Tonk, Vernon Coleman’s latest diary – available as an eBook and a paperback.

Copyright Vernon Coleman May 2019