Passing Observations 234
Dr Vernon Coleman
1. A celebrity is alleged to have complained when a photographer asked her to show a little leg. `You wouldn’t say that to a man,’ she reportedly commented. Well, he probably would have done if the man had been wearing a flashy, partly diaphanous frock split up to the thigh.
2. If you are concerned by the way the pro-vaccine fascists are forcing their views on us all then you might be interested in my novel `The Truth Kills’ which tells the story of a young doctor who has the courage to fight against those promoting vaccines – and who pays the price for caring. `The Truth Kills’ is available via the bookshop on www.vernoncoleman.com – but don’t read it if you are a fan of vaccines, vaccination and drug companies. You won’t find it in your high street bookshop, of course.
3. All wars which are not a mistake are a result of greed.
4. The MCC cricket club wants more female members. In future all those wanting to join the club must be able to show that they can knit a lovely pair of pink baby’s bootees and bake a Victorian Sponge cake. Those who cannot do these things will be refused membership.
5. I have for some time harboured a suspicion that some of the aggressive, threatening, people claiming that the earth is flat and that there are no germs (and threatening to kill me if I do not publicly agree with them) are probably the same people who write and tell me that a parcel is waiting for me and that it will be delivered if I send my bank account details to the delivery company’s office in Nigeria.
6. If you haven’t yet read my novella `A Needle for a Needle’ please do so. We will both benefit. You will be entertained and, at the end, able to do a fist pump and shout `Yes!’. And I’ll earn a few pence to put towards the £400 I have so far spent sending out copies of Jack King’s amazing book `They want to kill us’. You can buy copies `A Needle for a Needle’ via the book shop on www.vernoncoleman.com and just go to Amazon to buy Jack King’s book.
7. The only way to get anyone from Britain’s NHS to visit you is to ask for someone to give you a covid-19 jab in the comfort and safety of your own home. Then, when they arrive, tell them that you’ve changed your mind about the toxic jab. `But, while you’re here would you look at my gammy leg/syringe my ears/listen to my heart.’
8. People who sort and put out recycling are merely continuing their compliance training while damaging the environment. Recycling is transported half way round the world. It is much better to put everything into the rubbish bin which goes safely to local landfill.
9. It is now possible for 12-year-olds to buy covid-19 toxic `vaccines’ with their pocket money. The packet in which the `vaccines’ are sold should carry this warning: `WARNING: this substance will not do what you think it does but it may kill you.’ It’s odd isn’t it. We stop kids watching films in which there is nudity or bad language and we don’t allow them to ride mopeds or buy fags but we let them buy chemicals which have so far killed more people than cocaine and heroin put together.
10. I’m still trying to get my head round this sequence of events. Israel bombs and kills Iranians. Iran responds. America and Britain defend Israel. Iran is described as a bully. In due course, both the British and American governments will express shock, horror and surprise when their countries are attacked by Muslims. You couldn’t make this stuff up, could you?
11. The climate change nutters are so active in Britain that Shell (Britain’s most valuable company)is thinking of relocating to the US where investors and bankers are less easily bullied by brain-dead freaks who think that we’re all going to be boiled alive. More and more companies are abandoning Britain because of extremists pushing us into Net Zero. The end is nigh, not because of global warming but because of the nutters who believe the myth.
12. Electors who vote for the wretched Sunak at the next election will be voting for a war criminal.
13. Anyone who has a smart meter fitted in their home is now likely to be charged more when the demand for electricity rises. Those with smart meters fitted should be certified as insane and locked up for their own protection.
14. It is a legal offence in the UK to have a dog off its lead if anyone is alarmed or frightened by the dog’s behaviour or presence. The person who is alarmed or frightened simply has to say that they are alarmed or frightened and an offence has been committed. Councils which allow dog owners to exercise their dogs off the lead in public spaces must surely be legally liable. Sadly, despite the clear law, it is almost impossible today to visit any park, beach or public footpath without being confronted by an out of control dog.
15. Pascal Soriot, the chief executive officer of AstraZeneca (one of the companies which made the covid-19 vaccine which didn’t do what it was supposed to do but which is killing and maiming those daft enough to allow themselves to be injected with it) was paid £17 million last year. The High Pay Centre think tank said his pay was excessive and unjustifiably high. The company’s remuneration committee wants to increase his pay. The shareholders should revolt and demand that he take a pay cut of £16,999,999.
16. Daft, complex rules and regulations mean that more and more public companies are going private both in the UK and in the US. (Thirty years ago there were 7,300 public companies in the US. Today there are 4,300.) Absurd requirements concerning environmental, social and governance rules cost so much and take up so much time that companies are struggling to survive – let alone make a profit. Box ticking has taken over from everything else. Pettifogging bureaucrats who have never run anything constantly produce niggling legislation designed to prevent potential problems. The result is no innovation, no profits and more risk and more disasters because companies concentrate on the tiny things instead of the unregulated big problems.
17. A television expert on animals has said that squirrels are just rats with bushy tails. This just shows incredible ignorance. Squirrels and rats are both rodents but they have little in common. Rats are vicious omnivores and they’ll eat one another. They are aggressive, vicious and nasty towards other creatures. Squirrels are fun loving herbivores.
18. I loathe and despise the woke who are unable to allow anyone to hold, let alone express, an opinion with which they do not agree. The woke (and most members of the Z generation) are ruthless, bigoted fascists. And if they get upset at that they can boil their own heads, knock off the tops with a spoon and eat the contents.
19. If you work at YouTube, Facebook, Wikipedia or the BBC, your employer has collegiate responsibility for much unnecessary illness and many deaths and you share that responsibility. You have endorsed the suppression of the truth.
20. Sir Ramick Hobbs, the expert, reports that the average BBC employee is 19-years-old, has a handful of `O’ levels and no other qualifications and earns £114,000 a year.
Copyright Vernon Coleman April 2024
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