Passing Observations 298
Dr Vernon Coleman
I’m probably not allowed to tell you any of the following. Please erase these words or put them between two slices of bread and eat them.
1. Britain’s official covid inquiry is over. It cost £200 million (mostly to lawyers I suspect) and I can pretty well guarantee that it was a waste of money. My guess is that the conclusion will be that the government and all civil servants behaved impeccably and did everything absolutely perfectly, saving billions of lives two or three times over. Four times I wrote to them offering to give evidence and to explain why everything I forecast turned out to be accurate. I sent them several of my books – including Coming Apocalypse, which was published in April 2020. Many of my readers wrote and asked them to allow me to give evidence. But the Inquiry refused, and seemed to prefer to take evidence from the people who got everything wrong. So, that’s another £200 million of our money wasted. The good news is that the covid inquiry team is not being disbanded. Instead it is now going to look into sell-by-dates on kitchen towels and loo rolls. `This is something we’re looking forward to getting our teeth into,’ say Hilda Peristalsis and Ethel Borborygmus, joint spokeswomen for the inquiry team.
2. A few years ago I made several videos warning that war was coming. It seemed obvious that the conspirators would need several wars (and World War III) to push through their plans for the Great Reset. Wars kill people, cause starvation, use up essential resources and transfer money into the pockets of the ultra-rich billionaire conspirators. The war in the Ukraine (all about natural resources) could have ended years ago but peace has always been opposed by NATO countries – and, it seems, particularly by Britain. The war now being waged in the Middle East (started by America and Israel without provocation or public support and, one would hope, quite illegally) is, it seems to me, to be just an expansion of the programme of genocide which Israel has been following for some time now. As it was with Gaza, there is also oil involved, of course. There’s a lot of it in Iran. Destroying Middle East oil production will push up the price of oil, and the USA just happens to be the world’s largest oil producer. Israel’s aim, I suspect, may be to create Greater Israel. (If you’re not sure what that is please check it out. It’s very real.) The world now faces higher food prices and higher energy prices (with higher inflation, interest rates, business collapses, unemployment and poverty and starvation the inevitable consequences) and Britain will suffer more than anywhere else in the West. Britain already has the highest energy prices in the world (that’s why there is very little manufacturing industry left) and the Net Zero cultists effective shut down operations in the North Sea. The embargo on Russian oil and gas was the final straw for Britain. China used to get much of its oil from Iran but will presumably now be burning more coal – which should delight the global warming cultists. The escalating war will produce bans on travel. And soaring food prices and the absence of fertiliser will mean that tens or more likely hundreds of millions will starve to death in Africa. When Iran has been completely and cruelly flattened, the Americans will arrange loans for the rebuilding of the country’s hospitals, schools, infrastructure and homes. Iran’s oil will be used as security. The loan money will be used to pay American companies who will do the rebuilding work. By the time everything is finished, America will own Iran and all the oil and several American companies will be very rich. This is what always happens. (Read my book `Their Terrifying Plan’ if you don’t believe me.)
3. If the wars continue and spread (which the politicians would like them to do) conscription will be inevitable. Men, women, in-betweenies and autism sufferers will all be called up and expected to die for a country which has never done anything for them and which has repelled their affection. We have been taught that patriotism is a `bad thing’ and our so-called leaders (politicians and royals) have done nothing to protect our culture, our history or our borders. Both Free Suits Comrade Starmer and Charley the Hypocrite have snuggled up to our enemy the World Economic Forum and are supporters of the great global warming scam, net zero and the Great Reset.
4. While innocents were being slaughtered in the Middle East, a large and unpleasant carbuncle of MPs was dancing in Parliament. Why were the MPs dancing? Self-promotion perchance? ‘Look at me, camera! I’m sort of dancing.’ Or maybe they were just celebrating yet another inflation busting pay rise which they will collect next month. Incidentally, I saw no reference on the BBC website of the huge anti-war demonstration in London on 7th March.
5. In the UK, Labour party policies mean that a million young people are already unable to get work. After a few years of unemployment those young people will be completely unemployable. They will have no skills and no work experience. They will live their lives on benefits. And that’s the plan. Parents on benefits and asylum seekers are now the new `middle classes’ in Britain.
6. The biggest environmental problem of all time will develop slowly but remorselessly when electric cars, electric car batteries and solar panels have to be disposed of. There are huge plans afoot for solar `farms’ in the UK – including one that will stretch for 17 miles. Total loss of farmland is estimated to be 375,000 acres within a decade. When all the dead electric cars and solar panels are dumped, Britain will have huge toxic mountains across what is left of the countryside.
7. The UK produces just 60% of its own food. When war prevents ships arriving with supplies, Britons will have to eat 40% less than they eat now. Or 40% of the people will have to eat nothing at all. (And as farming is destroyed and the population expands to burst our borders the 60% falls, of course.)
8. The UK Government, which obviously considers itself awash with taxpayers’ money, is planning to give £40,000 to asylum seekers whose application to stay is refused. They’ll get the £40,000 to go back whence they came. Then they’ll doubtless stash the £40,000 and come back repeatedly for more massive hand-outs. Meanwhile, the British Government’s income from taxes is destined to fall as increasing numbers of workers work less, emigrate or just give up and accept a life on benefits.
9. After less than a week of war, essential drugs were deemed to be in short supply in Britain. Even painkillers such as the humble but vital aspirin are now pricier than truffles and caviar. Our local pharmacy will soon be selling single aspirin tablets for £70 a pop. `Let them drink brandy,’ the Government will cry.
10. The Formula 1 season has started again and we will no doubt see endless examples of the very special brand of faux green hypocrisy employed by those involved. Teams and officials fly all around the world for months on end. They fly hither and thither so that the drivers can race round and round in circles in cars which do about 4 mpg and go nowhere. I’d have more respect if they just admitted it was fun and they all do it for oodles of money.
11. Scientists claim that women lose 5% of their brain during pregnancy. Assuming that this is cumulative and compounded this means that a woman who has had, say, six children, would have the IQ of a beermat and this would imply that proposing that more women be appointed to high positions in government and business would be disastrous. Please don’t blame me for this observation. I’m just the astonished and frankly sceptical messenger. Could there be any hidden agenda here?
12. Around 6,000 junior hospital doctors in the UK are using ADHD diagnoses to avoid working nights – leaving patients to die alone, untreated and in pain. Aren’t modern doctors wonderful? Oh, and the little darlings want yet another big pay rise.
13. The oh so slightly hysterical responses from Britons trapped in the Middle East tell us a good deal about Britons today. When Yugoslavia collapsed, my parents (then in their eighties) were on holiday there. I telephoned them to see if they were OK and they couldn’t understand why I was concerned. `Most of the bombing and shooting is a mile away,’ they reported from their sun loungers by the hotel pool, adding that they could hear the bombs and see the smoke but that they weren’t in the slightest bit worried. During World War II my father was in the Navy and was on three boats which were torpedoed and sunk and my mother, who, as a Navy wife, lived in both Portsmouth and Liverpool, was repeatedly stuck in bombing raids.
14. `I think I can be quite decisive sometimes, don’t you?’ said Comrade Free Suits Starmer, speaking to no one in particular. `Or maybe not, perhaps,’ he added after a moment.
15. The British royal family is far too large. On big occasions it would make sense for the self-styled royals to gather in the road beneath Buckingham Palace while the nation’s few remaining taxpayers stand upon the balcony and wave.
16. The NHS in Britain now spends more money on maternity negligence claims than it spends on maternity care.
17. Do not own anything with `smart’ in the title’. Only stupid people own smart devices (phones, cars, meters, whatever).
18. A liberal democrat is a communist with a private education, sandals and an electric car.
19. Remember the triptych with which I ended all my videos: Distrust the government, Avoid mass media and Fight the lies. Since I am now exiled from the world of videos, I’ll leave you to repeat it to yourselves (out loud) every morning and evening.
20. Citizens throughout the world are warned that they must wear crash helmets at all times when out of doors. `It is possible that bits of ice, debris, passengers or loose wheels may fall off aeroplanes while they are flying overhead,’ said the WHO’s public safety expert Vladinearly Noddedoff. `To prevent against unnecessary head injuries everyone should wear a helmet. All helmets should be able to withstand an aeroplane engine falling from a height of 30,000 feet.’ And so it goes.
Copyright Vernon Coleman March 2026
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