Please Sir, Jones Minor Has Parked Illegally!
Dr Vernon Coleman MB ChB DSc FRSA
Members of the public are being invited to photograph cars which are parked illegally and to send their snaps to a private parking company.
Snitches who do this will receive £30 for their betrayal.
What a bloody world, eh?
Tons of people (including many government departments such as HMRC) now pay snitches to tittle tattle.
But this really does take the biscuit.
Anyone who claims their £30 should be ashamed of themselves.
No one but a lowlife would do such a thing.
(Iím not sure why but the fact that it is for a measly £30 somehow makes it even worse.)
Copyright Vernon Coleman 2018