BBC News: Sample Running Order

Dr Vernon Coleman

The BBC doesn’t look at news the way the rest of us do. Here is a sample running order for a BBC website news bulletin:

1. Gwyneth Paltrow loses button from blouse
2. Brexit has destroyed British economy for 1,000 years, says EU typist
3. Covid-19 causes 98% of all deaths says beautician
4. Gary Lineker has hiccups
5. Wonderful man and world saviour Bill Gates suffers from broken shoe lace
6. Brexit causes Antarctic ice to melt
7. Harry and Megan eat breakfast at home 8. Long Covid causes acne and baldness says pharmacy assistant
9. Gary Lineker sneezes into hanky
10. Nuclear war began yesterday. Just six billion killed so far

Copyright Vernon Coleman April 2023

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