Ten Ways Antoinette will know I have gone potty…

Dr Vernon Coleman

My wife will know I have lost all my senses if:

1. I say something complimentary about a politician.
2. Ask for tripe or brains for supper
3. Say I’m not hungry
4. Announce that I think I’ll have a vaccination
5. Carry a comb upon my person
6. Jump up excitedly when I hear the telephone ring
7. Set the alarm clock for 6 am so I can get a good start on the day
8. Start watching television
9. Pay the TV licence fee in order to give money to the BBC
10. Buy an electric car (other than one I can put batteries in and race about the garden)

Vernon Coleman’s three books of autobiography are entitled Memories 1, Memories 2 and Memories 3. They are all available on Amazon. If Vernon can ever think of a suitable title there may be a fourth book.

Copyright Vernon Coleman June 2023