The Madness is getting worse

Dr Vernon Coleman

1. I overheard this outside a shop: `I was lucky enough to test positive for covid. (Chuckle, chuckle.) Convenient now that the weather’s nice. I had to do the test six times to get a positive. I’m pretty certain to get long covid. (Chuckle, chuckle.) That’ll be another 12 months off work so I’ve bought some new golf clubs. ‘

2. Water shortages are on their way. Already, the unfortunate souls who live in Devon have been told to use less water so that there will be enough for all the holidaymakers flooding into the county. (This policy seems designed to create hatred against holidaymakers and therefore to discourage travel – even within the UK.)

3. Food thefts from allotments are now commonplace – and will get worse as food prices soar. When food rationing is introduced people will stand guard over their allotments.

4. The greens and global warming nutters seem to hate poor people. First they insisted that old cars were banned. Now they’re insisting that old caravans are removed from caravan sites because they are a danger, an eyesore or a threat to the profitability of the caravan industry (I’m not sure which.) Oh, and we are told that old cars aren’t suitable to be used in warm weather because they are more likely to break down.

5. In Wales, they now want a 20 mph limit in built up areas. That will ruin delivery businesses, create massive blockages and vastly increase the use of fuel (most modern cars are inefficient at 20 mph). And those with high performance cars will need to have their vehicles serviced every few miles. Oh, and emergency vehicle response times will deteriorate still further. Soon, accident and heart attack victims will have to call for an ambulance a week before they need one.

6. Another motorist has been fined for driving too close to a cyclist. He was fined £500 and ordered to pay £620 in court costs and a £50 victim surcharge. The cyclist was not hurt or damaged in any way. This sets a dangerous precedent. Cyclists could now become professional victims – riding around the country filming motorists and collecting £50 each time they think a car has gone too close (legally, too close is now around five feet).

7. The weather forecasters and the rabid broadcasters and mainstream media got the `heat wave’ completely wrong, of course. As usual they couldn’t even get the weather `right’ for the following day. But still they expect us to believe they know what the weather will be like in 50 years’ time.

8. Marks and Spencer has become the latest store group to remove `best before dates’. As with other stores they claim they are doing this to tackle food waste. Coincidentally, this policy will enable stores to flog rotten food at full price – especially when food is ordered online or is well-packaged. Not that M&S would do that, of course. It seems to me that the food companies are merely transferring the wastage from themselves to their customers. Yet another crafty trick.

9. The BMJ has just published a report from a virologist suggesting a possible link between the AstraZeneca jab and acute hepatitis in children. My video dated 9th May 2022 is entitled `The Truth about Children, Hepatitis and the Covid Jab.’ The video is still available on

10. Tony Blair, Britain’s best known war criminal, has dragged his hated and rejected ID card idea out of storage and is now claiming that it will help tackle illegal immigration. What next? Perhaps he’ll claim that his ID card will help prevent global warming, long covid or dandruff. Full marks for persistence and imagination. No marks for anything else.

Copyright Vernon Coleman July 2022

If you want to know the truth about climate change (nee global warming) you should read `Greta’s Homework’ by Zina Cohen – it’s the most useful, honest short book on the subject. I am told it is available as a paperback and an eBook.