Dear Dr Coleman, It’s Time for Your Flu and Covid Jabs!

Dr Vernon Coleman





For months now I have been harassed by the NHS vaccine flogging department. The messages have come via mail, text, email and pigeon. Here’s the latest letter which arrived in today’s post:


Dear Dr Vernon Coleman
It is time for you to have your killer shots of the flu vaccine and the covid-19 vaccine. These vaccines are packed to the brim with specially devised toxins which will kill you quickly and painfully. There is no reason to wait for the House of Commons to legalise euthanasia – we’re doing it already!

If you have an ounce of patriotism in your body you will ring now and make your appointments for these two vaccinations. These toxic jabs are guaranteed to end your life within weeks. Sign up now to make your appointment before Christmas.

Having these vaccinations is the most patriotic thing you can do. By dying for your country you will save the Chancellor of the Exchequer the money which would otherwise have been wasted on your pension. For every 100,000 old people we kill this way, the Chancellor will save over £1,000,000,000 this year alone to spend on essential luxuries for Labour Party MPs. That saving will be repeated for every year you might have been alive if you hadn’t been vaccinated. To that, of course, you must add the fact that your vaccine induced demise will free up valuable NHS resources for more important and valuable citizens.

But this isn’t just about helping your country and the Government - you will benefit too! By having these two jabs as soon as possible you will be dead before Christmas and you will save yourself the trouble and expense of buying presents, sending cards and saying `No thank you’ to mince pies which you know would cause you indigestion. You will also save yourself the trouble of trying to keep warm now that we have stopped your winter heating payment and put up energy prices.

Signing up for your killer vaccinations now is the best thing you can do – it will help you, your country and the Labour Government. Don’t delay, get in touch straight away.

Yours
The George Orwell NHS Vaccination Propaganda Unit

Copyright Vernon Coleman November 2024





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