Bugger off Bercow – You’re Fired!

Vernon Coleman

John Bercow, the Speaker of the House of Commons, is an enthusiastic Remainer. He wants us to remain controlled by Hitler’s European Union. Although he is supposed to be independent, he has made his views clearly known. As far as I am concerned, he is our enemy.

The Government should get rid of him.

But they won’t because the Government is controlled by Remainers.

And Parliament, which should also throw him out, is also controlled by Remainers.

So what can we do about him?

Well, it is parliamentary tradition that the major political parties do not put up a candidate in the Speaker’s constituency.

And so at the next election, the Speaker will stand for unelection unopposed. His will be the only name on the ballot paper.


As far as I know there is no law that prevents independent candidates from standing for election.

And so at the next election I intend to put my name on the ballot paper in Bercow’s constituency – presenting myself as a pro-Brexit, anti-EU candidate.

At least the voters (and the country) will have a chance to get rid of a man who is very clearly the enemy of Brexit.

If I win, Bercow will lose his seat and will no longer be able to be Speaker of the House of Commons.

The Government won’t throw out the miserable little runt.

But we can.

Copyright Vernon Coleman March 2019